i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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