we're blogging at a bar
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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