it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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