We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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