so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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