I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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