Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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