my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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