Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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