Your face is a jimmy john
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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