Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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