ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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