just come out here and I will go home with you...
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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