That's intense
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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