Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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