well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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