good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize