we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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