you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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