I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Banned from zoo.
Again?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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