and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
