dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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