That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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