Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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