I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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