There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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