bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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