my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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