Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just tell him i said nine months
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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