Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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