Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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