Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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