should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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