I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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