He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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