Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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