My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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