ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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