Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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