I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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