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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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