i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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