So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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