come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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