I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My bed smells like the plague
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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