I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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