clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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