At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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