alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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