I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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