I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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