My liver just broke up with me...
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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