I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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