ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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