Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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